And half the fandom end up yelling at each other about poultry misrepresentation, and the other half run and hide and resolve to never ever even MENTION chickens in their fic again because WHAT IF THEY GET IT WRONG, and subsequently end up writing nothing but AUs in which chickens don't exist because they just don't want to deal with the drama. And spend the rest of their lives plagued by nightmares of soft, menacing clucking.