Ooh! This is amazing. Thank you so much for doing this. ^_^ I'm going to resist the temptation to say anything more than that between you and the comments I think you've got more-or-less everything more-or-less right, although some of it is more less than more. :P

(Okay, I can't resist one bit: you're right both ways about the title? Oolon Colluphid's argument is "The mere existence of a universal translator proves that there is no God." Or as John would have put it more succinctly if I wasn't stuck using references that were already well known before they left Earth, which was harder than you might think, "FML".)