implausible ships

what if we play a game where you provide me with two characters who it's implausible to imagine them getting together, and I'll come up with a scenario that might actually result in them having sex

I played this game earlier this week on mastodon and it was SO fun! ships I came up with answers for were:

- ling wen/guoshi
- qiu haitang/ning yingying
- lan xichen/xue yang
- lan wangji/xue yang
- su she/xue yang
- yao-zongzhu/song lan
- yue qingyuan/sha hualing
- xie lian/shi wudu

but I welcome more! and absolutely feel free to go beyond the mxtx fandoms that all the above ships are from!